How to cook a turkey

All the kids in Adell's kindergarten class were asked the same question, "how do you cook a turkey?"
This was Adell's response:
"Well first you call for the turkey and then you shoot the turkey. Then you take it home and then you put it in the oven. When it goes ding ding you come and get it from the oven and eat it."
Spoken like the daughter of a true hunter.