If you were a candy...

The other day we had cousins, Fiona and Alyson, spend the night at our house.  From the moment Hannah discovered Alyson she has been completely infatuated with her.  She follows her around and adores her every move.  Alyson is so good natured and kind, and happily indulges Hannah's fancy.  Hannah was completely delighted, to say the least, to have Alyson at her very own house and all to herself.
The girls were all outside jumping on the trampoline.  Suddenly Hannah looked at Alyson and very seriously said, "Alyson, if you were a candy I would save you and not eat you because you are just so sweet and I love you!  But if Fiona were a candy, I would probably eat her because sometimes she's mean."
Everyone was rolling on the ground laughing hysterically.  Where does she come up with this stuff?